There are many great jokes that you can tell. You could tell cow jokes or bee puns. But there is something about a duck joke that will have everyone laughing in no time.
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These duck jokes range from clever to hilarious. Some are even funny. This list of duck jokes will have you the ultimate jokester at home. Everyone in your family will be laughing (even if it’s with their eyes rolled back) when you read it.
What are you still waiting for? You’ll find out why these funny duck jokes fit the bill (too much? ).
1. What do you call storytime when you read to the ducklings
Ducktales.
2. What is a girl’s favorite soda?
Peepsi.
3. What is a duck’s favorite part of news?
The feather forecast
4. What is a duck’s favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
5. What is a ducklings favourite game?
Beakaboo!
6. What is a creature with fangs?
Count Duckula
7. Why did the duck visit the chiropractor?
Quacking is the backwards way of saying to get your dog’s attention.
8. What time do ducks wake up?
The dawn quack.
9. What are the ducks’ favorite tools for fixing things around their home?
Duck tape
10. Why was the duck detained?
He could not stop making jokes at school.
11. What do ducks use to carry their schoolbooks?
Quack-packs!
12. Where do ducks go to when they get sick?
Ducktor’s Office
13. Why do ducks never grow up?
They grow down.
14. What does a duck say when he likes a joke?
He quacks up!
15. What is a duck’s favorite taco topping?
Quackamole!
16. What should a duck be wearing to a fancy occasion?
A duck-sedo!
17. What happens when a duck with the hiccups lays its eggs?
It lays scrambled eggs.
18. What is a ducks favorite vegetable?
An eggplant!
19. How do ducks make pancakes?
The use of Bis-quack
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20. What is the duck soup served with?
Quackers!
21. What does a duck order every time it orders Chinese food?
An eggroll.
22. What is the name of a duck who breaks into houses?
A robber ducky!
23. What is a ducks favorite animal in the zoo?
Quackodiles.
24. What state is home to the majority of ducks?
Duckota.
25. What is the name of the movies that ducks enjoy watching?
Duck-umentaries.
26. Why do ducks not like to read directions?
The majority of people prefer to do things on the fly.
27. What did the duck say after he dropped his dinner plate?
“I hope I didn’t quack it!”
28. Where are tough ducks from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
29. Why did the duckling nearly fall on the sidewalk
She tripped over a quack.
30. Why did the duck go bank?
She wanted more money.
31. What is a duck’s favorite kind of popcorn?
Quacker Jacks
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32. Why do ducks like campfires?
The love to see them quack at night.
33. What did the cow say to the duck after she learned she had won the lottery
You lucky duck!
34. What is the name of a clever duck or goose?
A wise quacker.
35. Why did the duck need to visit the auto repair shop?
The windscreen of his car was quacked.
36. Why do ducks lay eggs?
They would break if they were dropped.
37. What’s the name of a crate filled with ducks?
Box of Quacks
38. What did the detective tell his partner?
Let’s duck this case!
39. What music do ducks like to listen to?
Drake.
40. What is a crazy duck called?
A crazy duck!
41. What type of eggs do bad ducks lay?
Deviled eggs are a delicious way to eat eggs.
42. What is the name of it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather
43. Why did the duck have a second job in the first place?
He had a lot of bills.
44. Why was the duck in prison?
He was a quack.
45. What happens when you combine ducks and fireworks?
Firequackers.
